Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SnurklesMcGee
Canada
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
shininghayley
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
shelteredchild
United States
Date night
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
so_screwed
Salinas, United States
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch
Renton, United States
You really shouldn't have
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Anonymous
Parental advice
Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML
Top comments
Bakarra 22
Damn, now you have enough extra wheels for a full car! They probably just don't have enough reasons to get out anymore.
ptuts 6
Maybe you should just invite your date to your house.
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Comments (113)
boycrazy30007 12
Honestly, your probably really young if they plan on going with you. They'll probably just sit in a corner somewhere and observe.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Reminds me of an episode from family guy. Where Meg goes on a date and Peter follows in disguise.
dakatabg 31
How romantic
rec_chem 22
You're lucky. My daughters not allowed to date until she's 30. Be happy you're allowed to and suck it up.
ileenefudge 29
That's overboard and **** your daughters life because you don't seem to trust her enough to give her that privilege. I'm over protective of my kid too but at the age of 15-18, it's time to loosen the reigns a little bit, don't you think? And at 18 your daughter will be a legal adult so I don't think you'll have much of a say at that point as to who she decides to be with or not. Just pointing it out though...
Its_Shay 10
im not aloud to even have a boyfriend till im 36.Just be lucky you have a boyfriend
MontvaleMayhem 11
Are they paying for the date or going Dutch? Tell them they have to pay if they are tagging along and hit up the most expensive restaurant there is.
pwnman 33
Hey OP! Consider this is your not your first date. When you're going alone, consider THAT as your first date.
the_wombat 6
You'll thank them when you're not on Teen Mom. At least your parents care enough about you to spend what could be a rare night alone for them making sure you're safe. My parents chaperoned my first real date and I didn't die, we actually had fun, and he called me later.
ShinyArcanine 16
Have the date in secret, then later in your relationship when you're ready, freak out your parents by pretending it's still the first date, yet be extremely openly affectionate
heather9075 4
They did that to me too. It sucks for us.