Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SnurklesMcGee
Canada
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
shininghayley
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
shelteredchild
United States
Date night
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
so_screwed
Salinas, United States
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch
Renton, United States
You really shouldn't have
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Anonymous
Parental advice
Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML
Top comments
Bakarra 22
Damn, now you have enough extra wheels for a full car! They probably just don't have enough reasons to get out anymore.
ptuts 6
Maybe you should just invite your date to your house.
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Comments (113)
jesse480 17
I don't see they problem here.depending on how old you are if you're 16 that's abit weird.but of you're like 13 ,14 your still pretty young they just want you to be safe.also you are there little girl they don't want you getting hurt.
feelingold 18
wow ahem yes. There's so much wrong with #12 I thought it must be a joke about sh*t grammar on the site... I'm standing by for the "DUH don't you understand SARCASM" response, we seem to have been getting a lot of those lately!
qwertyfailgirl 1
Yeah sarcasm thats original
QQmore_fml 18
Well, if he's worth bringing home this should actually be a good start. Even though awkward.
BO2ZombiesGirl 10
That sucks. Must have been really embarrassing!
Jemm_fml 29
Do you hear that? That's the sound of your dignity's final whimper as it dies a cold and lonely death.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Next time they have date night , go or stay with them
FrankHotpants 31
This could be even more awkward for your date. The key here is to make your parents more uncomfortable then they make you.
ocramavaf 15
double date
alivak 6
Make sure they pay for dinner!
perdix 31
It sucks that you are 33 and just having your first date. If you are a teenager, just calm your ****! You don't need to be alone with a guy on a first date. With your parents there, he'll have no chance to get in your pants tonight. If he can't power through and wait until the second date to whip out his weenie, you don't need to be with such a loser.
lexi365 20
If you're young (under 16), that just means your parents care about you. If you're 16 or older than well.... You're parents are overprotective.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
It's still kind of overprotective. By the age of 13-15, they should know their kid well enough to either 1. trust that they will be responsible enough to not do anything foolish and take care of themselves or 2. know that they might do something foolish and probably shouldn't let them date in general.