Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SnurklesMcGee
Canada
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
shininghayley
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
shelteredchild
United States
Date night
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
so_screwed
Salinas, United States
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch
Renton, United States
You really shouldn't have
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Anonymous
Parental advice
Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML
Top comments
Bakarra 22
Damn, now you have enough extra wheels for a full car! They probably just don't have enough reasons to get out anymore.
ptuts 6
Maybe you should just invite your date to your house.
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Comments (113)
wanderingshopper 13
Mine did that. You'll survive.
entis_fml 9
I don't get it, if they're so difficult, why do you tell them such stuff? Tell them you're hanging out with a friend instead.
Randomness90 27
Yea, I don't think I'm gonna tell my parents when go on any dates not that would until i'm like in my 20's. but becuase they've decided no matter what age i'll be, they will be cherperone to my dates.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Try to ditch them.
Shikonphoenix_fml 12
My mom, aunt, grandma, brother and cousin went on my first. I had no choice.
greeneyedgirl778 11
Oh no, my parents threatened to do that to me today when I had my first date I'm so sorry
krispybacon4321 23
Double date. Lol that sucks.
SyLord 13
My daughter of 6 let me record her saying that I can go on any date she has to make sure he doesn't do anything bad. Ive made backups of the video to save it for when she tries to go on her first date!
asmb100 27
I went out on my first date before I was old enough to drive, so I had my dad drop us off. After a while, he came back. He had gone home, picked everyone else up, and drove back to the restaurant to have dinner.