Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SnurklesMcGee
Canada
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
shininghayley
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
shelteredchild
United States
Date night
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
so_screwed
Salinas, United States
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch
Renton, United States
You really shouldn't have
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Anonymous
Parental advice
Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML
Top comments
Bakarra 22
Damn, now you have enough extra wheels for a full car! They probably just don't have enough reasons to get out anymore.
ptuts 6
Maybe you should just invite your date to your house.
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Comments (113)
cstrife7 4
tell them its a date, just bring a friend who is in on it, and go see the longest, worst movie you can find. That'll show em ;)
HarroIAmBob 21
wow tell them to **** off thats WAY too overprotective
rec_chem 22
#42 Why don't you tell YOUR parents to **** off and see if you have any teeth left after. My kid wouldn't.
omgitslian 6
#68 If a family member tried to knock my teeth out I'd knock them right back. Years of abuse taught me to fight back. One day your kid's going to kick the shit out of you if you keep that up.
Enslaved 38
Hope your first date is something like roller skating. Or something out of character of them doing.
Slavgaard 16
if you are 12..ok(with distance...not in same booth) if 29...GTFO!
beastdude13 6
That sucks I'm 13 and my parents didn't even drive me
Faff 20
are you saying they should have?
SneezyBear 27
Hey, look on the bright side: they won't be there on your second date (cuz there won't be one)! :P On a more serious note, FYL
Landowner 8
NO, stop
kpc2424 13
Wow! Maybe they'll come back to her place with you too?!? :0
Ins0mau 20
Is O.P a lesbian?
Likian5 26
I feel your pain. My first date with a girl also involved her dad tagging along...the worst part was that I was 18 at the time. FYL OP.
Sacytrl 28
Well, it can go both ways. Hopefully your boyfriend is able to impress them, and it would be less awkward in the future. But, if your parents choose to be troublesome, and try to ruin your date, FYL.