Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SnurklesMcGee
Canada
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
shininghayley
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
shelteredchild
United States
Date night
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
so_screwed
Salinas, United States
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch
Renton, United States
You really shouldn't have
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Anonymous
Parental advice
Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML
Top comments
Bakarra 22
Damn, now you have enough extra wheels for a full car! They probably just don't have enough reasons to get out anymore.
ptuts 6
Maybe you should just invite your date to your house.
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Comments (113)
vivalahkelly 7
Double date!
Ranimal 12
I know the parents probably mean well, it's going to be really embarrassing for OP. If they are still in school then the kids are definitely going to tease OP about it.
alfred07 18
You could always reschedule the date and tell then it was cancelled.
Brandon_NW 9
Abort the ship while there is still time!!
iwadasn 33
I think this depends on how old you are. If you're 12, it's somewhat understandable. If you're in high school or older, not so much.
badmandilon 19
Your parents are probably afraid your first date is a psicho.
EmsyyyRose13 24
Well that's awkward. Hopefully your date isn't a douche and you two will be able to laugh about it later on. Good luck!
iamthunder 4
You forgot to mention your age! 12? 15? 26? 42?!?!
NiamhMcA 4
Sounds like my dad! D:
yukiokashi 12
my parents stalked me on all my dates -.-"