Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
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LaurenLo 17
I can only imagine if you worked in a restaurant... "Oh hi folks! Waddle it be today?"
scooterdude720 19
What an icy situation.
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Comments (73)
cheshirecat13242 32
F*ck that chick! It's a long journey across all that snow..
worldclassrager 41
It's only one day..don't worry about it...
Ksweety_fml 27
lmmfao...... Y(^_^)Y
phillysportsfan 13
I completely understand. I can't use any Unilever brand deodorant. It causes painful welts in my armpits. I can however use their antiperspirant.
jw90 18
And here I was hoping he said zombies.
UrYousername 15
I like your choice of name to put on this FML.
ninety 25
It made this fml for me. I busted out laughing once I realized what it was.
beatleschick1940 9
I probably would have said the truth, it's an allergic reaction. What the hell would the person do?
justtheotherguy 12
It's fun for the penguins to watch monkeys on the other side
buckdharma 38
Imagine calling a dedicated pilot a flightless bird when what he should have done was bring you in for a safe landing.
kder0aeon 9
sometimes it's razor burn. polysporin works well.