Today, my new bunny decided she is only going to eat carrots. If I put anything else in her food bowl, she viciously attacks the bowl until all of the food has spilled out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
Today, my only day off this week, my cat decided that she wanted feeding at 5am and wouldn’t stop meowing till I filled up her bowl. She then refused to eat it. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
Today, I learned that bunnies mark for territory. And when I say mark, they do a 360 no scope piss and spray everything all over the walls. The smell is horrendous. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
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shadowdragon0820 20
I'm not sure what else you expected when you got a bunny. They like carrots. That's a fact.
False_Stupidity 42
Better stock up on carrots then OP. What bunny wants, bunny gets!
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Comments (80)
UofA 7
I'm pretty sure bunnies are not suppose to eat carrots...
InfiniteSunshine 32
This is actually a pretty big problem because carrots, and a lot of salad/root type vegetables, are actually not good for bunnies, it gives them tooth decay and digestive issues. You can try giving him other vegetable type food that is actually healthy for them, to see if he might switch to a different vegetable that is better, cabbage, kale, and broccoli are very healthy for rabbits and they can have it everyday. Additionally, try just keeping some hay or fresh grass on the bottom of its cage, maybe it'll snack on it if it gets used to being around it more.
Misoranomegami 16
So very much this. Rabbits need a varied diet to stay healthy and lots of roughage. Also monitor its pooping. Intestinal blockages can be life threatening and stopping eating can be a sign.
hoosiergirl94 31
If it's hungry enough it will eat what you give it. I would just keep giving it rabbit food until it ate it
vikky538 29
Why is it FML.. Thats so adorable
Ultimate_Sven 7
i agree. Carrots are bad for rabbits...
ViviMage 40
Carrots are basically sugary candy bars for bunnies. Better force other foods like lettuce, kale, pellets, hay, etc.
ThatsRetardedbro 4
carrots are actually bad for rabbits it would be the same as you trying to survive from eating only candy bars don't do it
TwoXMike 14
Sigh, you showed her Bugs Bunny didn't you? Don't you know young minds are impressionable? :-)
ssnow_fml 20
rabbits eat other things except carrots?!? my whole life is a lie!
nking58 1
FYI..carrots are not real good for rabbits.