Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was ordering a new vape for my Grandma online, since she refuses to use the internet. When I told her that the type of vape she uses wasn't available anymore, she screamed, "WELL THEN, I'LL JUST GET A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, AND SMOKE THEM UNTIL I GET CANCER!" FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
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BluPenguin 3
YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!
Metzler31 17
I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.
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Randomxnp 10
YDI for habitually throwing your cigarette ends out of the window anyway. So many smokers just throw their litter on the ground
aliles 0
I was walking through the mall and those sigeretets went from to help you quit smoking to their advertisment of smoke where ever you want hah they made a huge turn around on the use of it fail!!!
Djosef_fml 0
They ALWAYS had in mind to make it a long term habit for addicted costumers. Their goal is to make money, not to help you quit smoking. Well, more acurately, they want you to quit smoking actual cigarettes and start smoking electronic cigarettes for as long as possible. People should not be so naive anymore after the amasing campain of denial tobaco companies started just to make sure people don't stop sucking their cancer sticks. The only effin' reason companies started by advertising it as a way to quit smoking was to print a very positive picture into the public's opinion. (''It looks like a very obvious trap to put previous costumers back into nicotine addiction, but listen : they claim to be actually trying to help!'') It's still a lame behaviour to purposefully throw yourself into an addiction that will be very hard to get rid of. They had to fake it like they were not advertising such a thing, otherwise it would have turned down many costumers. But hey, life is short : If you ''want your fun'', go for marijuana, which does not cause addiction, unlike nicotine, and is pretty much harmless, unlike alchool. You don't even have to smoke it.
bluesclues72 0
you are all IDIOTS. yeah, smoking is bad, everyone knows that. but it's addictive. at least op is trying to quit! and stfu about littering because everyone does it. being cruel, doesn't make you cool.
fishycanswim 0
YDI for spending your money on sonething stupid YDI for smoking YDI for littering YDI for possibly causing a fire
cajekraze 7
OP, I get the electric cig, nice alternative, much better than the real thing. now, why in the he'll are you so stupid to throw cigarettes from your car? one, that's littering. Two, that's how fires get started. And doing that with an electric cig is stupid, but a result of your preexisting idiocy. Do the world a favor, don't breed!
79DrAwkwArD97 0
STOP THROWING STUFF OUT YOUR WINDOW... Not only are you an idiot, you're also an asshole.
PhantomFreakxo 0
I used an electronic cig for a show once... It worked just fine. and it was cheaper than 100 bucks. Your life really is effed.
Jociek 4
That's what you get for littering- JERK!
capnbzarr 43
Consider it your karmic comeuppance for all the other littering you've habitually done while smoking that poison. Butts are not biodegradable, aside from the fact that they cause wildfires.
dancergal789 0
do you know how bad that is for you? try really hard to stop..... and don't litter, it's $475 for littering in my state so you can die of smoking if you like, but DONT litter.... It kills the planet so stop, NOW!