Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
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Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was ordering a new vape for my Grandma online, since she refuses to use the internet. When I told her that the type of vape she uses wasn't available anymore, she screamed, "WELL THEN, I'LL JUST GET A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, AND SMOKE THEM UNTIL I GET CANCER!" FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
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BluPenguin 3
YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!
Metzler31 17
I just pushed YDI for littering. Cigarettes all over the ground look like crap. Find a ******* trashcan, asshole.
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ImAGuidette 0
okay so i feel stupid but whats ydi and op?
Bobissmall 13
YDI is "you deserve it" and OP is "original poster" aka the person who submitted the FML :)
born2ride_2005 0
YDI OP for being a LITTERBUG. Thanks to people like you, the world is a dump.
treestarx3 0
This is just hilarious. I use to be a smoker, so I know the habits, and could only imagine the look on your face when you realized that it wasn’t an actual cigarette and instead your very expensive alternative solution.
Bloeduwedd 0
YDI for being stupid enough to shell out that much for an e-cigarette. I got mine for way less than that. also, how the hell do mistake it for a real cigarette? There is NO WAY a company can make a battery that is as light as a tube of paper filled with tobacco, nor can they make a cartridge/atomizer that is as light as a cigarette filter. Therefore, your e-cigarette had to have been heavier than a real one. I know mine is. YDI for being completely scatterbrained and clueless.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Actually, that's not that much for an e-cig. a quality product, penstyle, costs easely that much. you obviously either just bougth one of the minis that do not even last a day or you got it from a cheap-ass manufacturer from china, so you have to buy a new one in a couple of weeks because it breaks.
Djosef_fml 0
Screw you OP. YDI for littering, ''ashole''. **** everybody's life around you because of the stink and litter. P.S. : Please never bring your lame fake cigarettes into bars and restaurents. We just got rid of the real lame ones. Don't bring the lame-ness back in.
magicstar 0
U BIG RETARD
eatsleepsinglove 4
wow. you totally deserve it if you throw cigarettes out the window. ******* litterer.
splarf1991 0
why the he'll did you have the damn window down if it was just water vapor you moron
nikki9tails 3
litter bug Ydi
usmcsupporter 0
you dumbass