Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, I realized the reason my neighbor keeps smiling awkwardly at me is because I’ve been waving enthusiastically at their security camera every morning, thinking it was a motion-activated light. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
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yankfan89 27
Well at least you will be missed by someone in that family.
aimferd 4
good thing hes moving
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Comments (196)
kyangel 1
Damn he ruined it for the next family
IThinkItsAlright 7
Those were actually my exact thoughts O.o.
Acaprice14 9
That's immature (: Nope. I have no puns for this one.
unknown_user5566 27
He's a 12 year old boy- how much maturity did you expect?
sonicgreg 12
Looks like the entertainment was Shades At its peak YEEEEEEEEaAAAAAAHHHH
linkinpark98 24
My neighbor happens to be a big sweaty fat man, and I WISH he would shut his blinds! D: I am still traumatized. I saw fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed.
unknown_user5566 27
Do you live across from the Naked Fat Guy from Friends?! ;)
mitchiemoto 7
That should be a fml. ^
seppi24 1
why would you even look at him?
linkinpark98 24
Well, my room's windows are right across from his. So, everytime I would wake up to turn off my tv, I'd get an unwanted sight. ;_;
Pancakemines 0
I'm so sorry about that. Hope you recover! D:
maythebeautiful 2
Kudos Kid, kudos.
chocolatepandas 2
Did he get a free dinner with the show?
Linkerdoodles 15
You pretty much deserve it. Always make sure your blinds are closed if your window is easy to see into.
Calyx_fml 22
I feel sorry for the person who has to clean up the glaze of dried boy spunk on that window.
MURIKKA 11
That's seriously f**ked up.
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, but it's still pretty funny, and probably true.
Boob_fml 6
That comment combined with your picture makes me wonder if your computer will be searched by police for child **** one day.
olpally 33
He's a young Quagmire in the making... Lol. That can't be good for the future... Haha
gracehi 33
Giggity giggity goo!
xxvwarrior 0
You never know it could be a good thing for the Earth, if we have to repopulate who's better than quagmire? You know he will never wear a condom!
makenzie1322 0
Oh my goodness I love your profile lol and the comment. :)
sturnbull 1
Atta boi
anniekins 6
Well think of it this way, at least now you'll be closing your blinds every time.