Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, I realized the reason my neighbor keeps smiling awkwardly at me is because I’ve been waving enthusiastically at their security camera every morning, thinking it was a motion-activated light. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
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yankfan89 27
Well at least you will be missed by someone in that family.
aimferd 4
good thing hes moving
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Comments (196)
perdix 31
I hope you two didn't shake hands good-bye. If he had a strong grip, you'd be responsible for that ;)
unknown_user5566 27
Well that explains your bone-crushing handshake, Perdix... ;)
woainishamu 21
He probably told you he had one more package that he had saved for you. ;)
pantherprincess 6
Ewww little pervert!
makenzie1322 0
That's creepy... Wad he like stalking you. Waiting on you to come into your room to change?
RedPillSucks 33
Wad... snicker.... I doubt there's a heterosexual 12 year old boy that wouldn't have done exactly the same thing.
makenzie1322 0
Spell check changed it so you need to chill. It was suppose to be was. So sorry. And it's a stalker.
greenie213 23
Just be glad it wasn't Chester the molester.
Guachu95 5
You have made that kid belive in life again. Thank you. You are a good human being.
makenzie1322 0
Haha that's only one little boy
Leslier_fml 4
Ha ha ha At least he is polite. A grown man wouldnt have said thank you to your face.
andiewithlove 21
New shirt - $15, New designer jeans - $110, New VS bra - $45, Helping a kid start the beginning of many more years of puberty.......priceless.
ceejay_williams 1
6, I was just thinking that!
Littlechicken_fml 0
Wow, at least you know what you have to do when changing now.