Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
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Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
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Top comments
Yazoo77 16
Only her is living in her delusional world of "ms perfect and everyone else is at fault" ignore her.
chuka81 27
Your neighbour is an ass, but you're still not the safest driver around, not if you're driving that fast around a blind curve.
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Comments (61)
stark_fear 15
Hit her, then sue for a bad neck ?
jqmalang 17
Don't be an ass.
A07 48
Why is #1 getting down voted? I legitimately thought the same thing too when I read it.
dewberry2001 25
35 is reckless af in a neighborhood. Especially a blind curve. YDI so hard.
infinitemonkey 21
35 is too fast in a residential area, even without a blind curve.
ThatOneGirl0101 11
Such terrible people. It's sad they exist
Charlz99 3
You should slow down in a neighborhood. It's not her fault.
klc20071989_fml 20
For everyone saying she deserves it, did you ever think 35 was the speed limit because its a rural area? There are plenty of blind corners in the rural area where I grew up that are 25-35 mph.
worldclassrager 41
Well you didn't get a ticket so you should be clear...but you did the right thing OP...prevented an accident
vikky538 29
I am pretty sure you have got thoughts of running that car over her... Some day...