Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
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Top comments
Yazoo77 16
Only her is living in her delusional world of "ms perfect and everyone else is at fault" ignore her.
chuka81 27
Your neighbour is an ass, but you're still not the safest driver around, not if you're driving that fast around a blind curve.
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Comments (61)
MrsKilown 20
Smh.. Some people. At least you didn't hit her.
nightfall8705 33
You could have still hit her... in the face... with your fist. Some people are just assholes.
Krwman 8
The fact that you've both lived this long is remarkable.
ididntdoitiswear 14
I bet you regret not stopping now
GoldFishPony 21
I say it depends on if you were on an arterial or a neighborhood street.
turtleloverme 11
A lady down my street did that to me and my mom and the lady called the police on us
magickiss87 22
Most people these days cannot drive to save anyone's life. Idk how these people can even pass the written exam let alone the physical driving test. People do stupid shit then wonder why their vehicles are being destroyed or accidents are always happening around them. Gotta love those drivers who think they're being extra careful not to cause an accident and drive half the speed limit for society's sake but they end up being the idiots causing most the grid lock traffic and accidents. C'mon, it's friggin common sense, people!!!
dariella 18
My neighbor got pissed at me because my dog was barking at her when she trespassed to get a fruit that fell of her tree into my backyard. People are crazy.
Jonkbaby 23
If this is in a neighborhood, 35 is going pretty fast
morganmck 15
it's 35 in my neighborhood and all the ones around me.