Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
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Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
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Top comments
Yazoo77 16
Only her is living in her delusional world of "ms perfect and everyone else is at fault" ignore her.
chuka81 27
Your neighbour is an ass, but you're still not the safest driver around, not if you're driving that fast around a blind curve.
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Comments (61)
trey600rr 22
should have hit her in the face with your car!
nitrog100 21
The typical speed limit in a residential area is 25 MPH, and you were doing 35 around a blind curve. That's not as reckless as stopping right around that curve, but it's still reckless.
Xepez 5
OP I find I have this problem where I will be driving under the speed limit in a very small neighbor and people will be in this one blind corner and I usually slam on my brakes so I can comprehend what's going on then people tell me to slow down like wtf
tintin10_fml 13
You knew it was a blind spot. you should have been going slower.
leogachi 15
The neighbor knew it was a blind spot, too, and she shouldn't have stopped there.
RealSuperSand 21
Sounds like she's the one who doesn't know how to drive. Should've told her to go **** herself and then continued driving.
32RH 10
Should've run her over
Kog_fml 4
most residential areas are only 25mph
kcrook581 4
This is your neighbor, and what you fail to mention is that you were two feet from my bumper. I sped up and you didn't back off. Once I realized we were going 10 miles over the speed limit I stopped the car. I did this twice thinking you would get the picture and back off, but you didn't. Learn the rules of the road for every 10 miles an hour you need to be a car length away from the car in front of you. You bet I yelled at you for driving like a idiot. There was no blind curve. liar. You left out the part where you called to cry to your mommy. After all that you still tailgated me to the light. I guess what they say is right you can't fix stupid