Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML
Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, it snowed. Rather than enjoy the view, my roommate had to complain every five minutes about the mentally challenged neighbor shovelling snow all day long. As long as he doesn't shovel it into my yard, I really don't care what he does to pass the time in lockdown. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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deuceswild 13
There' snow dealing with stupidity.
caver1 14
Run over his mailbox
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Comments (49)
underthesea12 24
Its not very nice waking him every day.
breakinlegs 19
Messing up a mail box is a federal crime, waking up a neighbor is not...let him on this little secret
sanecatlady 13
I'm glad to hear there people in the US who have to deal with snow and ice in spring like here in Canada. The way some of them go on you'd think winter ended right after New Year's Day.
worldclassrager 41
There should be some point of absurdment with is statement he should probably scrape his windows as well
squarecircles 13
Maybe try a hair dryer instead & see how he likes the sound of that
skyeyez9 25
My neighbor once gave me a paper with "appropriate hours to mow my lawn, so i wont disturb her napping daughter." That paper went into the trash. I work and dont have much daylight to get yardwork done once I get home.
DanielleinDC 34
Did you tell him that the scraping sound that so annoys him enables you to SEE while you're driving so you don't run over anyone's mailbox?
TheSnides 2
What a dick! Report him to the HOA in your neighboorhood!
Witchylady 18
So what would happen if you farted? Would he call the police on your for disturbing the peace
langoustine_fml 10
FML that this FML is happening in Spring!