Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML
Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, it snowed. Rather than enjoy the view, my roommate had to complain every five minutes about the mentally challenged neighbor shovelling snow all day long. As long as he doesn't shovel it into my yard, I really don't care what he does to pass the time in lockdown. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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Top comments
deuceswild 13
There' snow dealing with stupidity.
caver1 14
Run over his mailbox
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Comments (49)
Mynamewontfi 40
Just ignore him. There's always a neighbour who whines about anything.
DocBastard 40
Gently remind him that winter is over where you live, so he'll have 9 months of blissful silence. And then make sure you scrape extra loud next winter just to piss off the little twit.
gc327072 31
Sounds like y'all have an icy relationship.
Dumbledora 9
Yeah, my neighbor complains all the time that the sound of me digging up those school kids I killed last year is "too loud." What are you going to do?
phoneaddict13 29
Wtf??
Ryan8878 21
Well, if you want to mend the bridge with your jerk of a neighbor, you could provide a peace offering in the form of ear plugs. Although, that may just piss them off even more.
RedPillSucks 33
Apologize for making the scraping noise, then fire up the leaf blower to remove the snow off your car.
Ben009 13
Tell him to wear ear plugs and quit being a little bitch
olpally 33
He's one stupid neighbor. Just keep doing what you're doing.
brandoneyez1 25
Be friendly and scrape his windows... Don't accidentally break one ;)
saralynnee132 10
Just don't deal with him and ignore his smart ass