Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, for the second time this year, my motorcycle has been stolen, with no hope of recovery. The thieves even tore out the GPS tracking unit I'd installed to prevent it happening again. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to my apartment's underground garage/laundry area to do my laundry and noticed my family's car in the back of the lot, as far away from the garage door as can be, had been broken into. The other, more expensive cars around the garage were untouched. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
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aero_fml 0
@$6 **** that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.
thx1138_fml 0
I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....
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Comments (78)
Icalasari 0
@Posters: It says that he parked it there to limit theft opportunities. It doesn't say that he didn't also lock the handlebars and used an alarm. Don't assume that he did or didn't use an alarm and/or lock the handlebars @OP: FYL
atty11 0
for everyone who clicked YDI, how does this person deserve it????????? f YOUR lives.
live1laugh2love3 0
hey. a friend of a friend died in a motorcycle crash this morning. be glad that you werent hurt things could be so much worse.. but you dont deserve it . so fyl
cmac86 24
Guess they were pretty determined to get yours.
AntiChrist7 0
why would you have a car AND a motorcycle. Means you're rich, so you can easily afford another one. YDI for destroying nature.
MrHippy 0
Haha wow FYL dude I'm sorry
um_duh 0
#27 how is it my fault you are poor and choose to live in the sticks? You call yourself a redneck so you are obviously a proud hick just as I am proud that I have made something of myself (before you ask no my daddy isn't rich & I don't live off anyone but myself - in fact I support my family) and can afford to live in a nice community in the city, drive my european car and travel when I want to. I work 7 days a week to get where I am & have sacrificed a lot but I am damn proud of what I have and no-one is going to try & bring me down for that so don't even try because it just makes you look jealous.
FurrTrap 0
That's rough! Something stolen and something damaged all in one go! If you get it back or decide to get another one, I'd install a GPS alarm so you know exactly where it's gone. Did you microspot tag the frame and have it registered so it identifiable as yours?
omgitsafly 0
FYL, that really sucks. but look on the bright side: now you can sue your "secure" parking garage.
jannas 0
aw man! that sucks.