Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, for the second time this year, my motorcycle has been stolen, with no hope of recovery. The thieves even tore out the GPS tracking unit I'd installed to prevent it happening again. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to my apartment's underground garage/laundry area to do my laundry and noticed my family's car in the back of the lot, as far away from the garage door as can be, had been broken into. The other, more expensive cars around the garage were untouched. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
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Top comments
aero_fml 0
@$6 **** that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.
thx1138_fml 0
I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....
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Comments (78)
Gelatin 0
#60 you just said HE makes uneducated assumptions. Then you say he'll marry his sister because of a username on a website. just wow.
thatsoviciouS 0
I think this is fake because: it says that you brought your bike and the your car was strached. So which one did you bring? I don't think it is possible to bring both? any who this is old and I bet no one will answer xD
Code_fml 4
anyone notice op said 4th level? who has 4 garage levels?
IamDre 5
wait..so u had a car AND motorcycle?
stump11knights 10
You kinda deserved the car scratching part...
soldierofchrist 8
why would you bring your motorcycle if you already have your car?
cwl727 33
They weren't trying to get it out they were getting it out.
xmaan667 15
How would you get both the car and motorcycle home?
Astrum14 24
I'm a little bit ashamed of the number of people who don't realize that apartment buildings can have parking garages.