Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, for the second time this year, my motorcycle has been stolen, with no hope of recovery. The thieves even tore out the GPS tracking unit I'd installed to prevent it happening again. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to my apartment's underground garage/laundry area to do my laundry and noticed my family's car in the back of the lot, as far away from the garage door as can be, had been broken into. The other, more expensive cars around the garage were untouched. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
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aero_fml 0
@$6 **** that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.
thx1138_fml 0
I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....
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Comments (78)
MandM44 0
You probably just made it easier for the thief, actually. That cozy little hole between the wall and the car that you parked your bike in makes for a great hiding place while he tries to get your bike moving. FYL though, that really sucks.
jbcali 0
how'd you drive a bike and a car at the same time? I'm pretty sure you don't have this 4 story parking garage at your house... hmmm...
AndelleRae 9
Okay. Look at this logically people. I'm sure the OP parked his bike tightly against the wall. It being a motorcycle, you can do crazy stuff like that. After the bike was parked against the wall, he carefully pulled his car in next to it. Obviously it wasn't close enough to hit it, but close enough to make it harder to see/take. I'm not saying he shouldn't have invested in an alarm system or anything like that, but the wit of you people astounds me. FYL for having your shit stolen and your car scratched. I hope you get it back.
MIKENYC 0
I feel 4 ya. I ryde 2
genius_man16 1
#20 Are you serious? Since when does it have to be funny to "qualify" as an FML? "**** my life" normally means something bad happened, so why should the legitimate life ******* stories not get posted? Idiot OP: that sucks, i don't care how much money you do or don't have, having your shit stolen sucks. And who knows, maybe this was a priceless bike or has some special memories that go along with it? you can replace those, and the people saying "buy a new one" are dumbasses and assholes
aquarius6 0
That is just an awful story. Hopefully there were security cameras.
jmoose311 3
If you don't want things to get stolen, don't leave them where they can get stolen. Common sense, man. YDI
spirited_away33 0
Should have invested in something else.
emcue786 0
Wow, they killed two birds with one stone.. Sorry to hear about that. Hopefully it'll turn up somewhere. My car was stolen the day I got my license, to be found 3 months later with a missing radio, and broken locks and ignition.
lol69_fml 0
@34 just stop trying to sound smart. your just gonna make yourself look more like an idiot haha