Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML
Today, my mum told me she would rather spend Christmas with her boyfriend than with her own family. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Today, my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year. She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come". I was there. It was just the two of us on holiday together. FML
Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
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piedpiper303 29
Super bitch mom strikes again!
marcranger 29
Ah, Christmas. All about celebrating the joy that is family.
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Comments (106)
pookdizzle 2
That is rude & I believe she enjoys too much wine.
Tannasgh 22
I might have replied to her that "you aren't the choice I would have made either..."
Skyyfall 6
What a b*tch.
Midnight_Cat 9
So many parents don't cherish their kids, even when the kid is a good kid, also the other way around, and then there are those who would love more than anything to give birth to a child or have a parent instead of spending their growing years in an orphanage or group home
Unlucky1232 20
i don't think you understand. I think what she was trying to say is she wouldn't have had you because instead of your father being your father, her friend would've been your father. Maybe I'm just too optimistic but could've been what she meant