asadwa
Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
purpleivy
United States
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Anonymous
Not missing out on much
Today, my mom is obsessed with my academic success, as she was a highschool dropout, and actually gives me more homework than my school does, all so I’ll be more advanced than my peers. I barely know what a television is anymore, since it’s been so long I’ve had enough free time to watch one. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
englishfail
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Slipping up
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
dumbteacher
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Anonymous
Arima, Trinidad and Tobago
Truth bombs
Today, my mother-in-law came home drunk and said to my husband, "I told you not to bring a dumb girl home." I'm a kindergarten teacher with my own private school. FML
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waveringatom 1
Tough Luck, bub.
metalhead3213 1
that's what schoolhouse rock is for.
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ribbyc80 0
ask her if the word "****" is a noun or a verb?
rhyleigh 1
**** is all parts of speech
shamille 5
lol... Where the **** are you? **** as an article... compounded with "the." HAHA but I'd love to see **** as a preposition...
chungy92 5
google it
Blueglasscup 18
Well my friend never understood the verbs, adverbs, nouns and pronouns thing and she's top in English and English Literature. Lighten up OP. :)
CitrusGirl 0
I'd hate to see what the bottom of English and Literature looks like...
annetsplayground 2
i've always been terribly bad at grammar tests, even though i speak three languages fluently. i just feel if something is right or wrong, but don't ask me to explain why it is that way...
Blueglasscup 18
Hehe. She just seems to know which words to use.
shamille 5
Well, it's literature, and not linguistics. If she knows the language naturally, then she should do fine, right?
graceinsheepwear 34
I agree, 94 and 24. I have been an editor for 35 years, but I would be hard pressed to diagram a complex sentence. It is definitely a gut thing with me too.
redfern14 0
umm... who's the stupid one noww!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
my mom didn't know longitude and latitude.
that_is_Nathy 9
I'm surprised you actually managed to write an FML then. ;)
zemma_soup 0
good luck in college >_<
imnotcraZ 0
your learning verbs NOW?!
Enslaved 38
your
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catrav77 0
*you're. You obviously need to learn some grammar as well.
Enslaved 38
I was trying to send a complete comment but only the one word went through after I hit send. I will attempt one more time then I give up. * your(no,no) you're(correct) Is the OP's mom your teacher too? LOL
popples2112 2
and that's why you go to public school
sourgirl101 29
It's funny because her forgetting is a verb.(;