butimarealbear
United States
Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hrothebert
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Taylor505
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Anonymous
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someonevexed
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Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Noname
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Rosey
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
koolkat9
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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
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Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML
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green_eggs_and_h 0
Or Po.
iAmScrubs 19
Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!
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Comments (186)
BIEBERSLAYER 10
most Radom FML of the day award.
lovejdbieber 0
not really
BIEBERSLAYER 10
btw Justin bieber is a fag lol
tomahto 0
is his real name Pablo Sandoval?
teto10k 0
go giants!
krysxkatastrophe 14
You should buy him a panda Halloween costume.
x_messyjessy_x 0
he doesn't need a costume for Halloween lol
wargasam 0
Pablo sandoval?
ED35 7
Baseball player for the San Francisco Giants.
Neukmijnleven 9
Your comment : Just call him Panda.
xxmollyxx 25
This is brilliant. As is the OP's name :)
alex6946 10
I know a guy called Panda! he does nasty things D:
alex6946 10
aww damn, i thought FML didn't put it the first time!
alex6946 10
I know a guy called Panda! he does nasty things D:
mrbeastmode 0
hahaha that's my friends nickname! xD
J1hill33 12
I wonder if he's fat