butimarealbear
United States
Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hrothebert
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koolkat9
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Anonymous
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green_eggs_and_h 0
Or Po.
iAmScrubs 19
Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!
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Comments (186)
TuesdaySpades 0
I'd call him Sensei Panda
devkar 0
hhahhahahHa
BIEBERSLAYER 10
what wrong with that I like to be called white rhino
Danny0D 5
well I say I'm a Ninja all the time and he calls himself a panda that's legit
619warrior281 5
panda lovin'. ;)
CorinnaHEY 6
is your mom crouching tiger?
Midnight12 0
pandas are my favorite animals
KickItHigh 32
Furry or pimp? o.o
Flutist 3
Pandaddy does not answer to one "type." He is both furry and pimp, King of his Bamboo Castle! The song "Ebony and Ivory" was written about him. When he farts animals go extinct, when he flexes his arms they come back to life. In his left hand he holds the key to eternal life, in his right he holds the key to your mom's house. Don't try to tell him you know him, because the only reason you might think you know him is because he has slept with every woman you will ever meet, his prowess in bed is Godlike. He wrote the Karma Sutra in his sleep with his penis. That is "Panda" and that is why you never question him.
coltsrock37 15
I assume this man was either incredibly large or a touchy feely guy
Shannon_LeaAnn 1
Panda? Wow, what a douche!