Today, my mother in law likes to baby my partner. Gets him drinks, kisses him on the forehead, talks to him like he's 8, does everything for him. And she gives me death stares, especially when she hugs him when I'm around. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my hate for my mother-in-law now outweighs my love for my husband. FML
Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML
Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML
Today, my mother-in-law constantly threatens to commit suicide, unless my husband pays her bills. He told me I don’t care about his happiness because I told him he can’t keep giving in to her guilt trips. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML
Today, my mother-in-law called my boyfriend, who is four years younger than me, to try and persuade him to go to a funeral, because there would be cute girls there his age there. FML
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Moskaaa7 26
I think you mean monster-in-law!
Justkidding100 41
does he like it/not notice? because that would drive me crazy no matter her feelings toward you. maybe talk to him/them about it?
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Comments (45)
RnLaLa 6
Hopefully he doesn't expect that nonsense from you OP. I swear, it's like some men want a version of their mother that they also get to have sex with. Mini rant aside, hopefully your partner tires of her behavior and that her visit is short.
toba122 12
Norman & Norma Bates??
pleasedie 22
Wow. Are some mothers really like that ? Usually when I hear stories like this I think some people exaggerate since my parents respect that I'm an adult but it's so many I'm beginning to believe some moms are borderline crazy.
Bearsmomma 30
Some are even full blown crazy.
Tama_fml 13
May I recommend a website for you? r/JustNOMil on reddit. It's a place for men and women with terrible mother in laws to commiserate together and share stories. They'll give you hints and tips for how to deal with this.
racheal1000 13
babycenter.com DWIL group you need it!
gamerlaura 13
I think you need to have a serious talk to your OH about this issue
Erbtosis 10
Run
alexanderjoe10 17
It feels like that one SpongeBob episode
4everBroken 13
Sounds like my boyfriends grandma
Apparentlyacunt 18
I feel your pain op, my boyfriends mum and sister are the same. Think carefully about how you're going to approach him on this, I got my FML username after bringing it up.