Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, my mom mentioned that she doesn’t think she’s gonna let my baby sister believe in Santa. When I mentioned that I believed in Santa growing up, she casually replied with, "Yeah, well you were slow." FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
Today, my grandma came over for the holidays. She tried explaining how Santa is actually Christ reincarnated, giving presents to all the good little Christian boys and girls. She'll be staying all week. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Ho ho ho hail satan ************
Nyx_fml 23
Wait... Santa is going to hell? So, she thinks Santa is real? There's the first sign she's a wacko. Uhh... I mean... SANTA IS REAL, FML KIDS.
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Comments (167)
8born8 18
bahumbug to your mother. what a horribly grinchy thing to say to innocent children. kids these days are over exposed and growing up too quick as it is, why would she do that? dispicable behaviour. I'm so sorry op, I feel sad for your kids. I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas full of merriment and laughter just to spite her.
thecrazymancan 17
dafuq? I've heard that said about halloween, but never christmas.
caitylynn05 16
What the hell is wrong with her?!
Ziggy122 15
Yes, carolers singing "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" and "Silent Night" are TOTALLY Satanic...
graceinsheepwear 34
It's beginning to look a lot like dyslexia!
nanjiii_fml 26
Maybe she refuses to spend money in gifts >>>By the way she succeeds in it ! This grand mother is devilish !!! :)
buckdharma 38
So that's why Santa comes out of the fireplace.
sanecatlady 13
Man, I see an awful lot of mothers that are complete witches on this site. Glad my mother isn't like any of them.
Retrokitty 9
Although Christmas was originally a pagan holiday most proclaimed Christians celebrate it as a Christian holiday. Guess most Christians are going to hell.
doodlebug33 20
She has a humbug up her bum
graceinsheepwear 34
If she puts coal up there, there'll be diamonds under the tree next year!