Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finally applying myself and busting my butt all semester, I found out the school is accusing me of cheating because they couldn't believe I could have gotten near-perfect grades considering my grade history. If this is how society rewards academic turnarounds, why do I even bother? FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, the grades for one of my courses were released. The class average was higher than that which the department allowed, so the professor had to scale everyone's marks down to meet the policy. I ended up failing because my class was too smart. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
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Top comments
awildwhisper 30
Obviously the president of the club has never gotten a hundred in math class and is jealous of you.
k_cummins 21
Should be easy enough to clear up
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Comments (16)
k_cummins 21
Should be easy enough to clear up
hkaur30056 6
thats no so HONORABLE
awildwhisper 30
Obviously the president of the club has never gotten a hundred in math class and is jealous of you.
RichardPencil 32
Prove them wrong! QED
rhiannonleesarah 14
clearly it's possible since you did it
Nikki_1395155510 14
With your grammar, I don't exactly believe you got 98/99 in English..
Lemou_fml 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah, you got to be perfect at English to get good grades outside English speaking countries, douche bitch.
Lobby_Bee 18
This is the part where you tell him calmly that you understand why an investigation is needed, as he has never got above 100% before. It would be difficult for him to comprehend.
Daniella Verbrugge 11
What's with the salty names today?
becca9985 34
It's entirely possible to get over a hundred in a math class. I hate math, but I pick up on it pretty well and managed to get over 100 in my college algebra class (I can't quite remember what I got, it was so long ago). So, it's possible.
Dominus101 20
"The Boy Genius" does exist ! Told ya so !