Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop called "bigcocklovespussy.jpg". It's just a cute picture of a chicken snuggling with a cat. She didn't actually open the file and just deleted it. She won't believe my explanation and grounded me for a month for "looking at porn". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
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omgcyndaquil 23
Restore it from trash and show her.
Zebediabolical 45
**** creates unrealistic expectations in young people. Such as how fast the plumber or delivery guy will get to your door.
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Comments (88)
tre007 8
sure
trucker2 33
Should have just made it your screen saver/ wallpaper!!
TheSecretShadow 13
Are you saying you like animal ****?
CaityMandy 10
Why is your mom on your computer?
nicole1765 14
Maybe she just doesnt have one or hers doesnt work. My mom knows nothing about computers and doesnt care to have one so I let her use mine when she needs it. That being said however, she likes to snoop so I made a guest account that I have her use. lol
RandKP 21
If Op is a minor living in her home (as indicated by the grounding) she has every right to search his computer when ever she wants to.
ZidSieze 8
I guess we can say you got cockblocked.
FailStaff 15
Go into her damn Recycling Bin and recover the picture...end of story
heartbreak831 9
Ydi for naming the file that.
nicole1765 14
Kind of the point of the prank.
Loveroflife93 4
I feel bad for you, OP! Tell your mom it's a free country and you can watch what you damn well please! Best of luck, sweetie!
Testing1234 25
Its funny how people will try and justify their actions by saying that this is a free country.
Colon_Man 17
"Outside these walls it's a free country. Inside; It's a dictatorship. You do as I say and that's the final word." I forget what movie/show that's from.
TheShiphoo 14
Why would you be grounded due to ****
cheeeksss 29
I feel strongly that since OP is having a problem providing evidence to the mother, that it was deleted from the recycling bin.