Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML
Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML
Today, I tried out a new fabric softener, thinking it would make my clothes smell like fresh mountain air. Turns out I’m allergic to it. I’m now covered in hives and smell like a pine-scented car air freshener. FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
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Top comments
EvilLittleMan 23
Find that super duper Icy Hot and put it into the crotch of her panties.
HoboMeth 36
Is this on purpose? That's mean, do something for revenge until she gets the message
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Comments (44)
Inkoseh 33
Start buying your own and do your own laundry?
Muskrat777 13
If she does just walk around naked everywhere, that will get your point across
massive_kaos 14
Probably her way of trying to get you to start doing your own laundry like an adult.
1hardasswoman 10
Do your own laundry.
Angreal 14
Wtf is 'healthy' detergent...you don't eat the stuff?!
YFOS_fml 17
wash your own clothes dumbarse
l_egendhunter 6
at least ur mom didnt make u get stung on the foot by a bee to make ur foot swelled/larger so that the shoe u bought will fit longer than normal
Bunnyluver 20
Sadly, or not so much, it sounds like she wants you to start doing your own laundry.
zylixia 4
Look on the bright side - if she's still searching for it, she hasn't found it yet. While you're waiting for her to use up the last of the current bottle, I recommend you hang up and air out your clothes after you wear them so you can hopefully wash them a little less often.
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Time you started doing your own laundry, I would say.