Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
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Top comments
xoteeshaox 22
Oh wow. You would think she would know you can't answer your phone during class. That and she seems rather clingy. Perhaps maybe start finding your own way to college if she's going to continue to do this.
BloodyBanana 6
The ****?!??
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Comments (98)
Abdul888 16
so, were you embarrassed? :D
iwanttogotoparis 26
Overprotective
theRonin 18
Awww though embarrassing you gotta say that is rather sweet. Should be happy that your mother would worry, despite the stipulation and common sense of the matter. Cant say that about alot of parents these days
myselfkk 20
There is natural instinct in almost every mother for care of their childrens,only the display of affection varies. Also for few parents it is hard to realise that there childrens have grownup and can take care of him/herself,the reason beyond this are many (not easy to explain in few words).You may felt embarressed today OP but i am sure when it comes of age u will understand. Also to prevent such situations talk to her,make her believe that u can take care of urself and she can trust you.
Myo_fml 20
maternal instinct in humans is a myth.
myselfkk 20
#30-Few exceptions/bad experiences doesn't make it generalised theory.
icecoldfml 7
Mothers are notorious for being super clingy. Hopefully, you will all laugh about this in a few years.
oroxsnyder 8
i don't see why this got downvoted???
teevthoj 9
Maybe it was a prank??? She wanted u to say I love you mom in front of people to make fun of you. Haha. Jk
toshaleigh 15
that would be so mean tho
Silk_Routes 14
owww...how sweet of her...err m scared!
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
she's completely crazy
ajlopez 18
Wow fyl op
Mitchellbassists 29
Talk about a smother mother.