Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a hotdog. I thought the skin was a bit tough but ate it anyway. After reading the packaging later I found out that each hotdog has an individual plastic wrapper. I ate plastic. FML
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
Today, I got my mom (who is a diabetic) a set of sugar-free chocolates for Mother's Day. Everything was fine on that day, and my mom decided to share them since I bought a good sized box. I was perfectly fine, but my mom had explosive diarrhea for the rest of the day. I'll never buy THOSE again. FML
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
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Top comments
zenti 2
I hope your mom popped you in the head for throwing away that expensive candy.
lolomgwtfdairyqu 0
Lol always read before opening.
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Comments (246)
NerdyyKelliee 0
Wtf? Your life sucks over a piece of candy? Wow. You deserve it.
cmac86 24
ydi for not thinking of using SCISSORS!!
Ikillyou2times 0
dumbbbbb ass even I knew it wasn't a wrapper when I ate it. f ur mom's life not urs
blushingred 0
OMG RICE CANDY :D that stuff is amazing... D lol haha you missed out xP
Geicogecko 2
O GOD NO!!!!! YOU THREW AWAY SOME CANDY!!! GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!!!!
sheheartsthings 0
BONTON-AME??? THOSE ARE SO ******* GOOD.
moogleluvr 1
Wait, you threw candy away just because you couldn't open it with your hands? At least try scissors or something. Do you throw electronics away because it's too hard to open the blister packs with just your hands as well?
reyesspindi 0
that candy is like 99 cents
phishophobia 0
that ***** only like two dollars a box. that's expensive?
sietseld 13
That candy is sold for about $1 where I live...