Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML
Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
calilovesneb 12
Just tell her you learned from the best! That's what I say to my mom when she makes comments like that.
theslimshadylp 6
Best show on television i don't blame her.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (107)
noisebox 1
Give her a 26 oz bottle of whiskey, she needs her medicine el pronto !
MisterMichael 9
Well Breaking Bad is as addicting as meth so she should lay off
bekster88 3
I'm not really seeing the justification for his mother's verbal abuse. I would never say those things to my son in a million years.
hotcaligirl 10
Hey- one does not simply start watching Breaking Bad without someone they love! I'd call you selfish and be butt-hurt, too lol. I love that show.
hotcaligirl 10
Hey- one does not simply start watching Breaking Bad without someone they love! I'd call you selfish and be butt-hurt, too lol. I love that show.
youaint 2
I think you should have kept it to yourself that you had been watching the new episodes without her. I can understand why she was pissed but I also don't blame you for watching, because that show is addictive!
zach8771 3
Good thing it wasn't game of thrones, she woulda had your head
jackdaniels23 1
Jokingly Tell her ur gona start a meth lab without her and not share the profit..her reaction would be priceless!
MolesterStallone 13
Women. You can't live with them, you can't kill them.
osomarfire 1
Haha!! I like your mom!! Her tv? Then u should of waited for her... I don't see what was so hard bout that... -__-