Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML
Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
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Top comments
calilovesneb 12
Just tell her you learned from the best! That's what I say to my mom when she makes comments like that.
theslimshadylp 6
Best show on television i don't blame her.
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Comments (107)
Enslaved 38
I've never seen a "Breaking Bad" episode but apparently it's been getting great reviews! TiVo here I come!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I'd suggest watching it from the beginning. Might be pretty confusing if you start watching from the middle.
terrykayez 6
You will never look at a a car wash the same again.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Or your high school chemistry teacher.
iliketurdles 7
Or the owner of the local franchise chicken cuisine based establishment.
lovepandorasaver 11
I think she overreacted a little bit, but I agree with your mom. If you live with someone and watch the same show you shouldn't skip ahead, especially with a great show like Breaking Bad.
loserman67 36
Turn off the t.v., look her in the eye and tell her the reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you're afraid to bring her home to meet your psychotic mother!
misspulkadot24 17
I feel like that was probably the straw that broke the camel's back. Perhaps you're not telling the entire story? If you are, my apologies.
Kiki242 19
Great to wait. Be considerate OP.
jenniiienyc 5
"Mom please, don't blame it on me, I got my bad habits from you, dad, and aunt Steve." Please dear God, tell me someone has heard "I'm Awesome".
nchov523 11
No you're not, dude, don't lie.
jenniiienyc 5
Yay for you, my new best friend:') Haha, but really, it is such a good song! "I'm driving around in my moms ride."
jenniiienyc 5
Another lovely person with great taste in music. You sir, are "awesome." :)
ConkerTheKing 0
"Quarter of my life gone by, and I met all my friends online." Haha great song!
TheRealBruce 12
ohh noo, that song is amazing!
DuRpY 5
You started watching BREAKING BAD without her??? You selfish, conceited pig. I bet you don't have a girlfriend, and this is why.
Dragon_Born 5
B-B-B-B BONFIRE
alwayscheesin 2
I'd be mad too! It's the best show on television
gracehi 33
Tell her, "Yeah. I'm a real son of a bitch, aren't I, Mom?"
vintage3113 6
How could you do that though?