Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML
Ixlovexwaffles tells us more.
I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.
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Malahkaa 19
Like mother like daughter...
Redoxx_fml 22
Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP
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Comments (108)
codytallica 38
This is ****** up in my opinion. Your mom should have more respect for you and have let you announce it in your own way and in your own time. If my mother did this I'd go a while without speaking to her. Sympathies OP
GrinchFu1 27
Your mom sounds hilarious, and congrats on the pregnancy. Babies are amazing!!!
may14th 26
can your mom adopt me? she seems hilarious
amandathemermaid 19
Congratulations and I hope you see past her narcissistic humor.
AndyPurdy 31
Good luck with the baby
KwtWaffles 15
props to her for having a good humor about it, best of luck with the child
mcplu28 4
so many people bashing the mom. I thought she was pretty clever with that comment.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Clever, yes. But it was not her place to announce the pregnancy. She could have saved that comment for after OP broke the news.
starile 20
No consideration for her daughter's feelings, though. She's going to be going through enough as it is. And I doubt relatives would've wanted to find out this way.
maex 18
I like her sense of humour.
Camo23 21
I dont see a negative side to this story...
Ixlovexwaffles 0
I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.
ligerzero459 24
I can understand that, OP. It was pretty inconsiderate on your mother's part
cherrytop 6
Haha I see what you did there... Negative... Haha...
StrayCatXIII 7
I'd just say, well I guess next time you'll be the last to know.
ToxicTyrael 26
OP we need photos of your mom to confirm this status.