Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML
Ixlovexwaffles tells us more.
I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.
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Malahkaa 19
Like mother like daughter...
Redoxx_fml 22
Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP
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Comments (108)
sherk0gre 14
Wouldn't it be from a GILF to a MILF...?
crazytwinsmom 25
Mother to grandmother.
veryunluckygirl 19
I believe the mother was talking about herself??? I'm not sure XD
prostar9993 15
Your mom is awesome
SauceySarah 30
Where's the lie?
Axel5238 29
Dunno of the age of the OP, but her displeasure seems to be more at her daughter's potential age or ability to provide for a child potentially. Otherwise, it seems odd. Not every child is a blessing. Kid's are a big source of finical and emotional strain.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You're reading way too much into this...
Ixlovexwaffles 0
I am 21, in a stable relationship, and not living at home
weeyin12 24
#34, what? The OP is the daughter. She wrote the FML about her mum, not the other way around
Exaspera 55
I hope you were able to announce this first yourself!
Ixlovexwaffles 0
I wasn't, she was the first person I told, and even my father found out via her status. I specifically told her not to post anything for at least a week so I could tell everyone else. The status was up within five minutes... -_-
IvyRizzzzoli 25
Your mom is an asshole
Doubtful_Judge 23
Your profile picture really shows your personality,
Stillo 25
congratulation with the pregnancy OP!
naddousha 14
What do MILF and GILF stand for? Pardon my ignorance though
Zarcissa 34
To save you from getting downvoted to hell or to be told to google it: MILF = Mom I'd like to ****... for GILF, it's Grandma.
khaos_kristina 6
mom I like to ****.... grandma I like to ****
Exsequor 14
That's awesome, quit being so oversensitive
Luluthus 41
I don't think its " over sensitive" to want to be the one to tell the family she's pregnant.
Heyjai 18
Sorry to hear that your self-absorbed mother took an opportunity to steal your thunder. Likely self-esteem issues she has. At least you know who NOT to model yourself after as you raise your child. Good luck!