Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML
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I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.
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Malahkaa 19
Like mother like daughter...
Redoxx_fml 22
Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP
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Comments (108)
DanCastellaneta 17
I feel sorry for you but this is too damn funny...
nemcali 34
That's very funny but yes you have a point. She should have let you announce it
militarybrat 21
Wow. Not only is that crude but it is YOUR news to share not hers. Im glad mine know how to listen.
cjfred 13
Sorry, OP, but your mom wins the Internet for today. (Assuming she really is a MILF/GILF-to-be and not just vain, of course.)
AncientElbow 13
Things like this is why my parents don't have Facebook
carhart101642 8
What does gilf mean?
Overlord247 20
That's awful OP :( congratulations though
navy_girl 5
What is MILF and GILF??
tbone5466 9
my family is like this. its awesome to have a family with a sense of humour
amccaul1976 8
I think she meant 2 moments of unprotected sex.