Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML
Ixlovexwaffles tells us more.
I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Malahkaa 19
Like mother like daughter...
Redoxx_fml 22
Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP
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Comments (108)
tchopper1969 16
that's pretty funny.
GirasolNegro 22
Who in their right mind is going to want to "f" her if she is such a bitch?!
ladytigerhunts 20
I must ask: why is this a FML? That's ******* awesome!
amanda182 19
I would personally laugh it off. I'm assuming your mom doesn't have that many friends that you know who'd actually care to say much of anything besides family.
Ixlovexwaffles 0
She has more friends than me and my family members actively use their FB accounts to plan family events...
hhudson 9
Your mom is a savage
esaliba 12
Haha!
kaylae22 13
Eww
jcfrisco 13
need pics of gilf pls
tosdyke 16
Well, if you would have spend a dollar to protect yourself, There'd be no news to tell...
missa8604 26
That was a little harsh. :/
texaskitty86 25
Seriously 84? You do realize it possible for people to a actually TRY to get pregnant and not all babies are unplanned accidents right?
malachite1357 11
One of the best pregnancy announcements ever