Stevo
United States
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
acneface
United States
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Lance
Australia
Reflex
Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML
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Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
NoOrdinaryNZer
Christchurch, New Zealand
Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
bastawhiz
United States
It's maths
Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML
Anonymous
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Too fast.
Montevideo, Uruguay
Today, I got told by my classmates to slow down because I put too much pressure on them. I'm taking a class in accounting for the first time in my life, we are all over 25 and so far we are doing basic math. FML
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dunni786 0
Wow straight to the point like that ay? at least he didnt staple an application form to your test results
lets_be_ian 5
you could always go into art.... of course that still means working at wal-mart, but at least you get to say you are an artist.
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FatherofTime87 18
Screw that guy. You don't need math skills to succeed. I'm living proof
sarah_riz 5
this is what my maths teacher is going to teach me when she sees my calc paper too. You're not alone :)
daemonsparta 16
you're 70 and have a math teacher?
seriously1738 8
I would've told my math teacher to learn how to say "I don't make lots of money"
IHaveThePower 18
I got straight C's in math and still ended up with four scholarships to university and a debt-free Bachelor's. You're gonna be fine. Try the For Dummies workbooks, they helped me a lot, and maybe get a dyscalculia test.