Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML
Today, so far, 3 of my employees have requested tomorrow off because of "emotional damage" due to Toys 'R' Us closing. FML
Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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mikejunior88 4
throw them in the trash. don't worry, they will escape and find a new kid.
theunwiseone 4
that's not stupid at all.....just very sad
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Comments (232)
womblebat 2
bring them home!
FMLsOhilarious 6
It's not like they have feelings. If you feel that bad why not donate them? Unless they're in really bad shape...
ChantelRenaeee 0
toughen up honey.
cobras40 0
I feel ya man tht movie is strong
JanisEvans 10
Are you sure you're working in daycare? From the sounds of it you're still dropped off and collected by your parents... Grow the **** up and once you've done that get some education and a real job.
Quasar55_fml 18
Your trolling is so obvious it's lame.
goober426 7
u r not alone...
ChantelRenaeee 0
you* are* mate, go back to school.
johnnybagodonuts 2
it's called the Internet "mate", theres no need to spell with perfect grammar
JenL_fml 7
Grammar and spelling are two completely different aspects of writing. You don't "spell with grammar".
viastarr 0
proud of you!!!!:)
notquite69 0
Even the 5 years old you watch know the difference between real and make believe. You really shouldn't be watching anyone's kids.
SuperNinjaa 0
fix them up and prove your boss wrong
rjbis100 0
haha hell ya i feel you on that