Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my roommate to chip in for electricity costs. She called me a bitch, proceeded to tell me she can't afford it, despite working full time and me part time, and blocked me on all communications. Uhm, what ? FML
Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML
Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to log into my email at work. Frustrated, I reset my password. As soon as I finished, IT called to remind me that the reason I couldn’t log in was because I was typing my Netflix password the entire time. FML
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Top comments
Ragefat 14
And that is what being too nice can get you. A sad truth, but the truth nonetheless.
Bad1z 13
just reset the settings
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wonderwomann 7
Just go to the gateway and you can reset the router and change the password (:
jjmiller1001 17
YDI for being nice
laden_swallow09 35
Read 24's comment.
MidnaLink 35
24's comment isn't there anymore. What did he/she say?
padlarf 14
Your manager is also your landlady? That doesn't seem wise.
Tupelo_Honey 30
I know I said exactly the same thing as 31, I think we posted at the same time. Sorry!
Tupelo_Honey 30
Wait, your manager is also your landlord?
LuckBeNimble 19
I believe manager and landlady are interchangeable. at least, they are at my apartment center. just lets people know that that person is not the owner, but a proxy for whoever the property belongs to. (:
RockStar2003 5
Out in Washington the managers are also the landlords
fordneagles 34
Don't give a damn what her circumstances were, you NEVER GIVE OUT YOUR PASSWORD. Call your Internet provider, then find somewhere else to live.
simoncat 11
Call your Internet provider and explain the situation. (Immediate action? Disconnect the router.) But explain to the Internet provider your dilemma and ask for help changing the PW back.
Cupcake040 17
Unplug it! I would definitely call your provider cause that's bull!
BrotherTheo 31
The password to access your WiFi and to access your router directly should be two different passwords. I won't get into details here, however if you plug directly into your router, you'll still have access. Get someone with a bit more tech savvy to help you, but it's all fixable.
conholio33 28
Looks like you need to factory rest your router.....
paulpings 6
Most commentating are saying you are to blame and shouldn't be so trusting, particularly of someone very petty and nasty, so why the hell are the your life sucks votes outnumbering the ydi's by more than two to one?! Ydi ydi ydi!!! Don't hand out passwords! Ever! For anything! Auto douche!