Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my roommate to chip in for electricity costs. She called me a bitch, proceeded to tell me she can't afford it, despite working full time and me part time, and blocked me on all communications. Uhm, what ? FML
Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML
Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to log into my email at work. Frustrated, I reset my password. As soon as I finished, IT called to remind me that the reason I couldn’t log in was because I was typing my Netflix password the entire time. FML
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Top comments
Ragefat 14
And that is what being too nice can get you. A sad truth, but the truth nonetheless.
Bad1z 13
just reset the settings
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Comments (136)
leeman34 7
well derr ,your PIN is yours ,oh im broke what is your pi and bank number ?
t765234 10
My pi is 3.14159265358979323846, I always assumed that was everyones' pi though.
Stalkerloo 11
Mine Pi is a Movie.
coolboy675 16
My pi tastes like apple and oranges.
MidnaLink 35
You should've connected her computer FOR her, the she wouldn't know your password.
lilhellian 27
Anyone with basic knowledge can retrieve the password from the computer.. In class we were working on usb wifi.. The teacher logged in for us.. Took all of 10 seconds to retrieve the password, starting at the desktop...
laden_swallow09 35
39- Were you in a classroom with clone desktops?
lilhellian 27
Nope
J9DeeZy 4
On the back there's a reset button on the router hold it down for 30 seconds it will set it to default settings. Including the password.
MidnaLink 35
I did that by mistake once. I had to call tech support because I couldn't find my original wifi name, as it turns out I deleted the name as well.
oj101 33
What a bitch. She makes Peter Parker's landlord like a saint in comparison.
gracehi 33
If you're referring to the Toby Maguire movies, I really didn't think Peter Parker's land lord was that bad. Peter apparently wasn't paying his rent, so he naturally harassed him for it, because he relies on the tenants' rent money for his livelihood. He could have just evicted him and rented the apartment to somebody else who would pay for their rent, but that's not what he did, presumably because he was reluctant to make Peter homeless.
jarrettd 27
Cancel and change the password With the provider of the wifi.
ophel1a 7
internet and wifi are not quite the same thing, just fyi. ;P
rott3n 6
Easy fix, just break all her Internet devices.
pedinhuh 23
Then you realise that always being a bigger person is not a good idea
Saikon1357 25
Reset your router, make up a new password, don't tell your landlord what it is, and start looking into a different place to live.
Becca_BooP 8
When you do find a place to live, tell her she's ungrateful because you were trying to help her out but now it doesn't matter because you're taking your rent money AND the Internet with you.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You're manager likes abusing you and you're letting them get away with it. Never give anyone your password. And you need to move. Petty people only respect pettiness.
Serisent 26
Honestly, you absolutely deserved this. Why would you ever give out your password to anything? That's such a bad idea I don't even know what to say.
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Obviously you do, since you commented.