Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my roommate to chip in for electricity costs. She called me a bitch, proceeded to tell me she can't afford it, despite working full time and me part time, and blocked me on all communications. Uhm, what ? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my "friend" comes over to my apartment is so that she can charge her phone using my electricity, because she's too cheap to use her own. FML
Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece of the oven she broke. She told me I was being selfish and decided to illegally break our lease because I was, "making her feel unsafe." Now I not only have to pay for the oven repair, I also have to pay her next two month's rent. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
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sunnyray812 42
Time to kick her out.
1ninjanina 7
Wasn’t it part of the rental agreement?
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Comments (17)
sunnyray812 42
Time to kick her out.
OnReceivingEnd 18
Time to PHYSICALLY kick her out. I'd like to volunteer.
1ninjanina 7
Wasn’t it part of the rental agreement?
cbchawks 14
clearly not
RichardPencil 32
Watt can you do about such re-volt-ing behavior? Charge her for the power or kick her out of your ohm.
cbchawks 14
maybe she hvac not tried hard enough
GUYMAINE 16
This is not even dad joke funny, this is just bad
Madrias 36
Just don't resort to assault and battery.
Phillycheeze 20
Time to take all her shit to the curb, including her.
ameliakate 9
I witness the exact same arrangement every day and the lady that is in your position is living from week to week to fully pay off their bill and is absolutely miserable. Get out of that situation. Before it costs you more than money.
onceuponatime456 16
Why would you take a roommate without working out all the details in advance?
Deez_Knots 10
Change the locks when she’s at work and throw her shit in the driveway. Maybe she’ll get the message
Phil 14
In most states that's not legal. Once a person is in an apartment as a roommate-whether on the lease or not, you pretty much have to go through the courts to get them out. I would check it out with the landlord, and see what they can do. It might also be a good idea to hire a lawyer. It's going to take some time.
Damarcus 22
tf she think this is, a free world?
DraftHail614 17
Alright, feminists, where are you? You can fight for equal rights but not the responsibility?
Sinshine 28
Kick that selfish bitch out and find someone with a soul to replace her.