Today, my long-term boyfriend said that if we ever finally get married, his ex-girlfriend will definitely have to be a bridesmaid. FML
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Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé's ex-wife thought it was perfectly acceptable to give herself a part in our upcoming wedding. She wants to "give" him away to me, the same way a father does to a bride. Apparently, I'm being unreasonable and selfish for denying her request. My fiancé told me to at least think about it. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got married. Normally this wouldn’t bother me at all, had his bride not been the girl we constantly argued about all the time during our relationship. The one he “swore on his grandma’s grave he would never see that way.” Oh, and we broke up 7 months ago. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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WitEluded 13
I take it you're not getting married then
_kyleG_ 34
Tell him that that's fine, as long as you can find another groom
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Comments (108)
kaiagreene 3
damn that's exactly like my now ex
silver_belle 7
Maybe his reason is that he wants his ex watch him marry you, rather than her. Think about it, OP.
fantasyworld 39
You get to pick whoever you want.
UtadaMisori 4
Just tell him: Only if one of my exes can be the best man.
reebs235 15
Just say that your ex-boyfriend will definitely have to be a best man!
_whyy_mee 9
I could understand this, it depends on the situation I guess. My ex and I are still very close friends (and nothing more). I would love to be in his wedding in the future.
SteelSoul5 9
He's boning her