Today, my left-handed boss needed PC help. I said "right-click for the menu." She said nothing happened. Three times we went through this. Eventually I went over, asking her to show me what she did. She was using her right hand on the left mouse button. She earns £10,000 more than me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brat of a coworker tried to convince our boss that I should get paid half of what I'm making because I broke my right arm. I'm left-handed, broke it on the job, and still doing a better job than her. She makes double what I do. FML
Today, I learned my boss, the CEO of a multinational nonprofit, is so computer illiterate that he hadn't realized he could resize the File Explorer window on his computer, leading to days of delay of him getting work to my team, and a lot of unhappy notes. FML
Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excited when I taught her how to highlight text on the screen and double-click the mouse because she "never knew how to do those fancy tricks." The job is entirely computer-based. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML
Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba for doing a "great job". FML
Today, after six months of doing the job of 2 people, because all my coworker does is sleep and sit down with her phone, I told my boss that I can't be doing my coworker's job and getting the same salary as her. My boss added just $10 to my salary and told me to let her carry on doing nothing, while I still do the work of 2 people. FML
Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, my boss finally worked out that by not giving the lads a pay rise to £18 an hour, instead just offering them overtime when necessary, it actually cost the equivalent of raising each employees salary to £26 an hour, for a whole year. He’s is blaming me because I issue the pay checks. FML
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
Today, I sat down and worked out I get paid £26000 a year for working 40 hours a week. Meanwhile my boss gets paid £115000 to answer emails when he remembers to and to attend 5 hours of mandatory meetings a month, which he now does over video chat from his vacation cottage in Scotland. FML
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Butterbuns 1
Because using a different hand will automatically make your computer behave differently. Your boss is an idiot.
Rupus 0
Haha, I think you need a raise. Or she needs a pay cut.
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The_Master 0
really, lesyeuxdedario. bcuz if you look at the OP's tag, you'll clearly see that it says GIRLfriday, implying that the OP is FEMALE. you ******* moron. i hope you choke tonight. really i do. you're also too stupid to breed, so please, die soon. or just never have children. preferrably, you'd just die though
ohhboyy 0
again, stop wishing people to die/hurt themselves its just a website to make people LAUGH
mylifeisfuckedd 0
I think you mean 'makes' not 'earns'
jeri2011 0
LesYeuxDeDario: Are you serious? I hope not. You don't even know if the OP is a boy or girl. Actually, the OP's nick is girlfriday. So, the OP might be a girl herself. Writing 'my boss' the whole time would just make a lot of wasted effort and makes no sense. The english language has pronouns for a reason. OP: Ah, another FML about a boss being an idiot. It still sucks, but it's starting to get old. Either way, FYL.
24788 7
Just learn to sell yourself better to a company. It helps out greatly.
averageposter 0
#43, it is indeed "...earns $10,000 more than I" because if you complete the sentence it would read "...earns $10,000 more than I DO." ...just FYI. Plus, your sentence was full of comma splices, so maybe YOU should be the one thinking before correcting grammar--kind of ironic. (: Also, kids, suicide is serious; let's play nice.
yaktazuki 0
Is she retarted?
The_Master 0
being mean is so much more fun tho...n i'm real good at it!
letthemxeatcake 0
She needs a demotion.
r0flc0pter 0
@#43, #13 is actually right because it would be "...more than I (do.)" rather than "...more than me (do.)"