Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I attempted to give a motivational speech to my kids, trying to inspire them with life lessons. They then asked me why I couldn't "do a cartwheel like all the other parents" and challenged me to try. Now my back hurts, and I’m questioning my life choices. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
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The_MMH 0
Then loose some weight. Dó it for your kids.
CallMeHush 1
awwwww, that is so cute. No more twinkees for you for a while tubby.
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Comments (99)
Tanner13M 0
And what does that tell you?
Rusalka 0
Lol. Your kids are priceless!
SapphireSympathy 7
first haha. fyl. and i understand about weight issues... up and down up and down for meh. and maybe u should thank ur kids for caring and trying help u out. but ur kids are priceless, the way they told u. lmao.
Whatthephoto 0
I would've been like, "
ltlgrmln 0
Roll with it. Will it make you happy?
ltlgrmln 0
Roll with it. Will it make you happy?
emo_devon 11
aw man..............well, those kids sound hilarious XD then again, it sucks that they said that, and I'm sure you aren't fat, I've been called fat quite a lot, still am, even though I'm not fat.
GS123 0
Their Doinq You A Favor ....
NObeeS 7
lmao !
magicman1 0
WIN