Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, at preschool, I got to meet the mother of my daughter's best friend. She complimented mine's grades, and noted her quirkiness. I complimented her's for being congenial and being well-rounded. Later, my daughter said they are no longer besties because her mom said I called her daughter fat. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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HeadlessSparrow 20
Dayum! Shots fired!
FitFriday 32
Kids these days...
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Comments (42)
panicsdisaster 17
kids will say the darndest things. no matter how honest.
henrylikestreats 22
Oh don't you just love kids? Always so unbearably honest.
150493x 29
Kids can be so brutally honest but they don't really know how it impacts someone so I wouldn't take it too seriously. It'll be something you'll laugh about later.
mannatee 19
"Tastes like you, but sweeter"
Steve95401 49
There is nothing like having a kid to deflate your ego.
lulinator 40
Kids are so innocent. I love it. My daughter, when she was four, says to me, "momma, we're like the same, I have a fat belly, and you have a fat belly! Except I have little boobs and you have big boobs!" In her eyes, she was so excited to relate something to me, even though I wasn't too pleased she pointed out my fat belly, lol. Looking back, I cherish those little moments of innocence.
tdawg91 17
Haha! My daughter said something similar this morning! "Mummy look! We're both skinny but with weird bellies! Mine is round and you have a pudgy bit under your belly button!" *proceeds to squish my pouch*
Jake42100 17
Well you wanted to know right? You'll be more hesitant before you ask simal questions...
abNormal62 23
That's cause there is a similarity between you both , but the friend doesn't approach your overall beauty, she just peaks at pretty
suszyy 9
lol
joelp232 17
im sure your kid looks just like you so who has the last laugh now
JazzHandsFML 28
if op doesn't do this I'm buying a plane ticket