Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
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Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
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evnflr 7
Now that's a shitty situation.
mama2b3 20
First of all your husband sounds really immature. Second, over 40 kids!!? Holy crap!
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Comments (283)
standabsolved 3
whoa
carboncopy 4
Make him clean the bathroom after the party!
Isquatjarz 0
Well, doesn't that just suck ******* balls lol.
igster137 0
Genius pure genius
yourmurderscenex 13
well for the people saying "have fun cleaning your bathroom": the chances of the laxative kicking in at your house is pretty slim. it still has to go through their system. now, i feel sorry for the parents and kids, they will be in massive amounts of pain. you should let the parents know about your dumbass husbands ignorant prank so they can take care of their kids properly. **** you life for marrying that prick and **** their life for being some innocent by standers in a sick prank.
Smokindevil 9
Lol
StalinsHeir 1
But it is funny
mikeymayhem_87 15
Sounds like a Chuck-E-Cheese to me... Full of kids running around and eating food that would make anybody crap their pants!
Plumeriaprincess 2
He's a ass....i'd like to think you can trust our kid's parents not to intentially harm our children! There is something wrong with him. i'd of reported him to the police. Your house is not to be trusted for trick-o-treating!
DirtyCharmed 10
I hope your husband knows that what he did is called child endangerment and at 40+ counts he could go to jail for a very long time. Beyond the serious health problems that can come from small children having diarrhea, there could have been a child that was allergic to one of the ingredients in the laxative. I hope that none of the children suffered any serious ill effects from this idiotic prank, but since you now know about it you could also be held liable for hiding it. I recommend calling each and every parent and a good lawyer, in the case that someone does decide to come after you for medical expenses.