Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
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Moy_fml 6
How old IS your husband's daughter?
birds_fml 7
Let's say that, theoretically, the husband is not creepy old. The formula for the maximum difference in age without it being creepy is age/2+7. So, the oldest the husband could be without it being creepy is 32. If we assume that they JUST got married, and dated for more than a few weeks before getting married, I'd say the OP was probably 22 when they met, and the husband could've been 30 at most without it being creepy. So if the husband is now 31, then either he had his daughter at 15 and his daughter is 15 now, or maybe he was 16 and she's 14, or some other combination. Or he's a creepy old dude who marries younger women. Either way, YDI for either marrying an old guy, or for marrying a guy who had a kid when he was a teenager. You picked a classy guy, and so you get a guy with an obviously classy daughter. YDI.
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Comments (170)
Unnamedsoul 0
u realize this is all ur fault for getting with sum old balls
G_thelegend 0
ur husbands old
LaL26 4
weel maybe not maybe he had a 1st child at 16 and his daughter is 16 ^^ makes 9 years its ok =p Anyway that sucks !
littlejew 0
Ydi for marrying and old man u disgusting *****
wriptidez 0
ydi for marrying sn old fart
KaitlynxD 5
How did you not notice she was pregnant at 5 months?
elisewilloughby 0
Very unlogical.
purplestar16 0
ydi for marrying someone old
momianajones 0
well, you married an old coot, so what did you expect?
madfowl 0
It's not like your step-grandchild will like you anyways. Your step-daughter probably already resents you for being closer to her age than her father's. You married an older man (and it goes without saying probably for all of the wrong reasons) and you reap what you sow.
brittanyg93 0
if your stepdaughter is old enough to get pregnant and you're only twenty three you have no room to talk.