Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML
Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
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poopface82 25
Jeebus ****. It’s been 14 years, and this is something you’re still angry about and are ready to kill your husband over? It should be hilarious by now, not a matter of life and death. For the love of God, just divorce him and set him free from the no-doubt miserable existence that being married to you must be.
JackWood 21
Seems like you would have checked his pockets at some point on the wedding day? js
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poopface82 25
Jeebus ****. It’s been 14 years, and this is something you’re still angry about and are ready to kill your husband over? It should be hilarious by now, not a matter of life and death. For the love of God, just divorce him and set him free from the no-doubt miserable existence that being married to you must be.
TheF_inBest 6
As a wife to a wife… did you not realize when you said “I do” that you were going to be his new “mom” now… it says it in the fine print on your marriage license.
JackWood 21
Seems like you would have checked his pockets at some point on the wedding day? js
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Um... how did you not check that on the wedding day? And you're telling me that suit hasn't been touched for 14 years, and you're now going to dry clean it? Wha...And FYI, you could have gone to Walmart and gotten some cheap rings just to do the ceremony with so you wouldn't have to delay/miss anything. No one was going to see them from where they were sitting, anyway.