Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
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Avaquin 0
wow. no offence, but hes an ass.
isantorin 0
sounds like the start to a great marriage.
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lmmmr 0
If you get drunk enough to offend the people around you, you should absolutely be held responsible for your actions. Learn your limits. OP: I'm sorry the truth about your husband's terrible personality didn't come out before the marriage. FYL indeed.
namelessfew 0
You cried over a RING? YDI.
lmmmr 0
I love it.
meadowlark 0
Maybe it's a little late to be saying this, but you probably should have observed him in pressing situations before tying the knot. I hope you two are able to work things out.
tutupr 0
not an fml... more like a **** him!!!!
rustyrox 0
I hope you didn't clean up after him... I'm sorry, that's pretty mean. I don't really know what you should do but make sure you don't let this behavior continue. He somehow needs to see his behavior is inappropriate and selfish. Instead of calling you a drama queen (contempt) he could have said "don't worry honey, we'll find it, let's have fun for now" And as for calling you a bitch, probably not deserved and he should apologize. I know that when my feelings (say about the missing ring) aren't aknowledged I tend to act out... Maybe you were doing something similar and instead of adressing your feelings he just got annoyed... and drunk which didn't help. If this sounds about right you should work on getting that communication down or it may come back to haunt you later on... Have you heard of the book "Blink" by Malcom Gladwell? Read it, it's interesting.
siriuslee 0
i dont think you deserve that kind of treatment, but i put ydi for marrying the jerk.
Volcomliberation 1
you're an idiot for marrying him. YDI!!!
june1903 7
You so don't deserve that. Why the hell would you marry an ass like that? Dump him.
jjgriss 0
2 words...divorce him.
cyril_fml 0
was it in his puke?
alliwannado 0
I thought this was going to go something like "Then one of our guests started choking on the pasta..." or "the next day, our buddy Jim called us up and said, 'hey, guess what I found in my poop' " Now THAT would have been one big FML