Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML
Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML
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adelaide_evening 0
Maybe your dad just prioritized.
bobdole 0
@ original comment: why would you save it to your hard drive. don't you have high speed internet? stream it buddy, stream it.
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Comments (54)
Jali_Malcolm 0
Phew.... at least the **** is okay! I bet you high fived your dad so hard!
lifepwns 0
sounds like you recovered the most valuable data you had on your HDD.
Drayk_fml 0
I've had something similar happen. All my dad said was that he was to realistic to expect me not to look at **** but to use google instead of saving it so my mom wouldnt see it if she needed my laptop. XP
princess90 0
how was he only able to recover that it doesnt make any sence:S WHATSOEVER:S seriously that sounds like a load of crap!
princess90 0
h and btw it is very clear that most of you are all dumbasses, this guy prob lost all his notes hw and all that shit it would take so much longer to "replace" that than ******* **** you guys are perverted dumbasses i swear to god, you can easily find **** again:S:S so whoever said **** is the best and most important thing is pretty STUPID in my opinion
redhusk89 0
well princess90 (#56) I agree with you but you're a girl (I hope) so your views on a guys **** mostly earn a big stfu. Let me guess you've either never been laid or you were and he did a bad job..... either way you're going to be a real pain in the butt for some guy... or maybe some girl... and by the way you might want to think about the fact that a lot of guys will pay for a cite membership download all they can in a month then cancel they membership so it could be hard for him to get the files back.
madalou2012 0
lol, probably why your hard drive crashed in the first place numb nuts.
dragonmystik3030 0
maybe he only saved what he thought you wanted saved lol
firedragon64 0
I would say good job dad honestly.
Kitty34_fml 0
This was probably awkward, but I don't think it's that bad. Most dads know their sons look at ****. And if you're a girl - well, then it would have been super awkward.